New York - An insider source to the Whit Satire Report says that Donald Trump will attempt to form a new sovereign country if he loses his bid for the White House The Donald, at an event away from the prying eyes of the media, announced he would form an entirely new and independent country if he were to lose the general election for president this November.
He told those in attendance at an opulent dinner that he felt confident he would win the presidency. He then added that a fixed system could possibly keep him out of the White House, and if this happened to be the outcome, he would utilize several of his offshore islands to form an entirely new country.
"I gotta tell ya, I don't want to live in a country that refused to elect me its president. We have plenty of beautiful offshore options that will be more than a little business friendly, if you know what I mean. And we'll have the best security force on the planet - no riff-raff will raft onto the Island Nation of Trump."
He went on to deride Hillary Clinton as a "Loser" and "Even more crooked than her crooked husband," before returning to the subject of his island nation.
"We'll have the best golf courses, the best restaurants, and the standard of living will be off the charts because we'll ferry the help to another island at the end of each day."
"You know, I might just form my own country when I do win the election. It's a win-win. OK?"
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