Skaneateles, NY - A trusted source told the Whit Satire Report that Hillary Clinton attended a private luncheon at a friends home on Skaneateles Lake in the Finger Lakes region of New York. At the luncheon, Hillary told her gal pals in attendance that she would have no problem handling Donald Trump in the upcoming presidential campaign.
After a couple of glasses of Riesling, supplied by an area winery, she announced she did indeed have larger hands than Trump.
"Like every bully that's ever been born, once you fight back, they fold like an accordion. This guy is such a wimp I'm surprised his latest wife hasn't put him in his place. As I'm sure everyone here knows, there's a certain leader of the free world I had to deal with in a harsh manner when he started to stray off narrow path of marital fidelity. Let me assure you, Bill is ten times the man Trump will ever be. And any male leader of any country in any part of this world needs to realize this girl ain't gonna back down from anybody. and that includes a certain guy named Putin."
When informed of these comments, Trump shrugged and said, "All my wives and girlfriends are prettier than crooked Hillary, OK?"
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