Thursday, June 2, 2016

Hillary Says She's Only Half As Crazy As Trump

San Diego - In a major foreign policy speech, Hillary Clinton attempted to highlight the contrast between her and Donald Trump in the area of foreign relations.

"Like everyone else, I have my bad days when I'm just mad at the world, but let me assure everyone, on my worst day I'm still twice as good as Donald Trump.  In other words, I'm at least half as crazy as my opponent."

She went on to give some examples of her expertise when dealing with issues involving foreign countries.

"Thanks to my extensive experience in government service, I know a lot about foreign cultures and their leaders.  Do you think Donald Trump knows the cute nicknames of all the G8 leaders, or the best restaurants in Sweden?  I don't think so.  And he also has no clue as to which leaders like to blow of some steam with a nice game of beer pong after a long meeting."

She concluded by encouraging voters to consider the gravity of the upcoming election.

"When you head to the ballot box , think of me as, Hillary - The Less Crazy Alternative."

No comments:

Post a Comment