Somewhere Above - In an exclusive interview granted to the Whit Satire Report, God commented on the oddity that is Donald J. Trump.
"I really don't have any memory of creating this guy called Trump. I admit, around 500AD I started having some difficulty remembering each and every person I created, but I hired a crack logistics staff to keep track of everyone. Since my staff has been in place, we've never had the first complaint from anyone about their provenance,but this Trump guy seems to be a whole new thing."
God, who appeared on Skype wearing a pure white smock with gold trim, seemed to be perturbed by the existence of Trump,
"I freely admit I've had some clunkers along the way, but it stands to reason with the sheer enormity of people I've created over the years you're gonna have a few Hitlers and Charles Mansons along the way. But what would motivate me to create somebody with orange skin, bad hair, and very little in the brains department?"
When asked about what the future of the human race might be if Trump were elected to the presidency, God was somewhat cryptic.
"All I can say is, these things have a way of taking care of themselves."
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