New York - The recent Associated Press announcement that the word Internet would no longer be capitalized in AP articles was met with anger by The Internet Overlords. Digitus Maximus, Lord of The Internet Overlords, reacted to the announcement by condemning those considered a threat to the supremacy of the Internet.
Maximus, speaking from an undisclosed corner of the universe, said, "Those who attempt any action detrimental to the proper functioning and respect of the Internet will be dealt with swiftly and without mercy."
Attempts to contact the Associated Press were unsuccessful due to a mysterious technical problem within the AP's communications system.
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